At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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