This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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