I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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