It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
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