Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
There's a dead frog in my kitchen?
Yeah, you found him outside and decided to give him a bath with your roommates electric toothbrush.
The worst part is that you sang Air Supply songs to him as you did it. Poor guy died in the middle of "Making love out of nothing at all"
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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