just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Randomize
