So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
just tell him i said nine months
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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