bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
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