Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
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