Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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