I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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