I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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