bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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