I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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