And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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