i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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