let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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