Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
Acid is not a monday night drug
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
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