If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
Randomize
