it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
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