I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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