is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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