i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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