He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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