And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
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