we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
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