Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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