Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
No more Irish car bombs ever.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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