would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
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