what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Randomize
