And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
Randomize
