How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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