Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
Randomize
