you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
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