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I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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