Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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