This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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