We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
Randomize
