It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
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