Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
Randomize
