I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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