Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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