come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I have already put on my inside pants.
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
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