So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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