Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
Do plants get herpes?
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