Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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