time to smoke my breakfast
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
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