She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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