I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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