He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
We are two peas in an std pod
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
Panties = found
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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